I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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