My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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