its not stalking. its research.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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