yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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