Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Fuck appropriateness.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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