Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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