we have officially lost it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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