I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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