dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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