you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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