i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I got inside last night via doggy door
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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