Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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