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(917): View more from New York City

I cockslap morals

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(404): View more from Georgia

Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?

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(631): View more from New York

Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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(702): View more from Nevada

i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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(619): View more from California

Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom

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(314): View more from Missouri

No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.

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(469): View more from Texas

I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.

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