I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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