I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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