Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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