YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We have started to decorate penises.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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