Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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