U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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