He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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