she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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