Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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