i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well I just put wine in my tea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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