I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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