Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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