butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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