Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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