So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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