I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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