Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
