I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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