Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm experimenting with sincerity
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
