Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
where does the pee come out of this thing
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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