READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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