Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
4 words: hood of his car
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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