I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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