I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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