so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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