Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
thus making me awesome and them whores
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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