so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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