Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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