I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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