he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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