I'm really into asian looking animals
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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