In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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