People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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