Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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