I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We are all done wearing pants today
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