she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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