so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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