I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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