: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I love you. Go after that dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize