Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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